Beer Quotes

Well I woke up this morinin' and I got myself a beer.
--Jim Morrison

Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer.
-- Homer Simpson

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
--Ernest Hemingway

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--Stephen Wright

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-- Brian O'Rourke

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
--Homer Simpson

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry

Remember "I" before "E",except in Budweiser.
--Anon

To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.
--Anon

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
--Oscar Wilde

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
--Jack Handy

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemingway

There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
--Benjamin Franklin

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.
--Ernest Hemmingway

My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily.
--John Belushi (Animal House)

I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey.
--Jerry Garcia (Dire Wolf)

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