Beer QuotesWell I woke up this morinin' and I got myself a beer.
Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer.
-- Homer Simpson
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-- Brian O'Rourke
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Remember "I" before "E",except in Budweiser.
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.
My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily.
--John Belushi (Animal House)
I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey.
--Jerry Garcia (Dire Wolf)